How do I do it?
True, I did not manage to reach 13,1313 by the end of the day, yesterday, but there were two good reasons for that:
1. As usual, I
2. There is no such thing as the number 13,1313 (although anyone could make that mistake, obviously).
Nevertheless, with my characteristic panache*, I did succeed in typing out 12, 432 amazing, high-quality words before
I was up with the turkeys this morning, as I
As I believe I have mentioned once or twice in the past, I often express my congratulations to the government for the brilliant idea of Daylight Savings Time. Giving the people an extra hour of sleep every autumn, and the subsequent pleasure of rising in the morning in daylight, with a bonus hour of sweet, free time is exactly the sort of accomplishment we expect from our elected leaders. I say "Bravo!" and my only quibble is why they don't do it more often!
Of course, it would all have been much more pleasant if I hadn't been forced to take Minnie outside practically as soon as I stepped foot in the kitchen. It is all very well to talk about peacefully slumbering households, but the inconvenient truth is that at least one member of our household (or, more specifically, at least one of her remarkably efficient organs) appears never to sleep - at least not for long. Certainly not for 7-8 whole hours.
After I had cleaned up after her, I took our
Anyway, who cares? The important thing is that I
The great Can-Am novel is taking shape, my friends! Think how lucky you are to be in the know as this amazing literary masterpiece is slowly forming. No need to thank me. It is my gift to mankind.
Good Day to All!
*panache: speedy, if inaccurate, typing.